Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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Anti Joke

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