What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Gingers.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Samraj.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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