- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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