The WNBA

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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GADZOOKS!

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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