What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Anti Joke

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