If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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