- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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