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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

How come anti jokes r funny

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

People Order Our Patties

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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