- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Women's rights...

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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