- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

look under under where under under where. under the couch

meh

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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