- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Rigo your a stupid ass

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

womens rights.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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