- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Justin's hair

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Poop

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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