A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Democracy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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