knock knock no ones home

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Mitt Romney

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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