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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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