- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

Please? No.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Your Mother

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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