- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

THE END.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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