- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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