Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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