- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

ass.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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