- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

taking out the trash... at night

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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