- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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