Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Anti Joke

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