What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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split your ass cheek

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Yo mama's fat.

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Paper shield.

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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