My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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