where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Women's rights.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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