- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Do your parents know you're gay?

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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