- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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