- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Womens rights !

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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