A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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OIO

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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