I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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I told you it would happen

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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