Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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This is a joke setup.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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GONNA

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