What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Knock, Knock Come in

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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My Nan, that is all.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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