Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

My parents have an open marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Wright flyer

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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