- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

You see how lame this is?

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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