I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Daym im romantic

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Knock Knock. Did someone outside the front door just say "Knock Knock"?

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Win industrial estate, Newry

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

New mission: refuse this mission

Jesse gets so many ladies

What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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