- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a man walked into a bar....

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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