- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

This is not a joke

How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

heyy emit chase wazzup

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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