a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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