What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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Anti Joke

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