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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

I am a joke. I am funny.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

woman's rights

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Womens Rights.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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