- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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