- Anti Joke

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

hey justin

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Anyone??????????/

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.