Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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i love to lick...

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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LET

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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