what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Womens' sports

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Once upon a time, The end.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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