why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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your mom died.

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ass.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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nipple

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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