why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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