- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Women's rights

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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