womens rights.

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Grammer is very important

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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