HEY YOU!!!!

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

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Anti Joke

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