Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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