What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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general tso's broccoli

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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