- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

knock knock no ones home

obama's promises

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Women.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

I'm winning at Scrabble.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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