- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

womens rights.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

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