What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Help I'm being raped!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Cripples are lame.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Your mom is so fat...

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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