Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Kathy Griffin.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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