- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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