What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Religion.

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Poop swing

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"33"

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Women's rights.

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