What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Anti Joke

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