Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Black people stink of shite!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A sober Amy Winehouse

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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