Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

a person who will soon die of beeties

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

racism...deal with it!

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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