- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

My children are huge mistakes.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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