- Anti Joke

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

When im invisible you cant see me, i know