- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Neither have I

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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