Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Doctor: I bring grave news. Your wife is dying. She won't survive for another 100 years. Concerned and anguished Husband: Oh... that's ok! Doctor: Oh did I say years? I meant days! Oh the mirth! *The doctor breaks down into hysterical laughter, which the Concerned and Anguished Husband is furious to see, as the Doctor is taking delight out of such a grave situation.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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