- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

Yo mamas so fat.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Church.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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