- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

we all know sammi has a penis

There's a car about to hit me.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Women have the right to vote.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Knock Knock Come in.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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