what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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NASCAR

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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