What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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