whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The screams were loud. It was just one big fire behind him. He and his fellow chickens had been trapped. They thought they were being freed... They thought wrong. The guards herded them in and then the heat started. The fires began to rage. His friends, his allies, his brothers, were falling dead, burning, beside him. He had to escape. He did not think, only acted. Lashing out at the guard, he knocked him down and ran. He ran and ran until he could run no more, and he still kept running. He could still hear his brothers' screams. He could still see their faces burning before his eyes. He reached the road, and finally stopped. He looked around. The screams had stopped. The heat had left his body. But then another sound came. Yelling. The guards. They were following him. He tried to keep running. But he just couldn't. He was finished. He fell on the road, sliding himself along as quickly as he could. He hadn't run this far to be caught by the guards. He stopped. He could go no further. He looked up and saw the blue sky, cloudless and free. The last thing he heard was a roaring engine. The guards never found his body.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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