- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What's big and messy? A big mess

That's what she didn't say

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Guess what? I like trains.

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