4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

religion

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

He walked in a bar

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Knock knock Come in

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

I was born.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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