Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Do you like apples? Yes

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

U mad?

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

children burning

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

What's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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