Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Your mom is so fat...

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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How old are you? 20

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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WEED!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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