- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

what's worst than being gay? being black

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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