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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

try slamming a revolving door

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

what's worst than being gay? being black

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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