A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

you...

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

a man said hi.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do u call a black person by his name

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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