- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What is White over Black? Society.

A midget walks under a bar

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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