i like turtals and kids

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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GONNA

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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I pooped.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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