What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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