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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why was the man sad? his wife died

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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