- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Where's my baby??

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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