- Anti Joke

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

one day i went to bed

What did Delaware? A coat.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Cleveland winning something

raisin boogers